Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
bodily functions
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
When seeking to ignite his own farts, why did the Moroccan fellow prefer using a powerful blowtorch, as opposed to a simple matchstick?
Because one was light as a feather, but the other was light-ass-o’-fezzer!
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.


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