When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
bodily functions
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!
Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Do babies drive Mini Poopers?
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.