I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
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