Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
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Loading... (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...bodily functions
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My spit doesn’t sink. It’s so phlegm buoyant.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...How would you describe most songs about farts?
Quite smell odious.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A public toilet, aka an IP address.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
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