Do babies drive Mini Poopers?
bodily functions
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
The Boomer government reports that Depends spending is on the rise, especially incontinents with European forces or near the Pissific Ocean.
If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.