Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
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Quite smell odious.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A public toilet, aka an IP address.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
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