I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
bodily functions
Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.
My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.
Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.
If someone is vomiting, call emetic.
Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.
Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.


