Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...bodily functions
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If someone is vomiting, call emetic.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
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