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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘sean connery’:


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05/22/13

In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.

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