I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
figures of speech
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.