Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
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(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
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