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12/06/2022

Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.

(12 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

11/21/2022

The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.

(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)

08/29/2022

In Bangalore, many things are prohibited.

(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)

07/19/2022

I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”

(17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

05/14/2022

Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.

(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)

04/07/2022

I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.

(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)

02/27/2022

I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

02/23/2022

During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.

(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)