I made a pun in springtime. It was a May zing.
Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- HRmes (Greek God)
- HRmy of Darkness
- March into Health
- Take it Personnelly
- 100-Mile Riot
- Friends with Benefit Plans
- 100 Miles/HR
- Personnel trainers
- We had the runs for a century
- The Hired Guns
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.
A defibullator saves lies.
Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.
Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.