HRmy of DARKNESS

Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HRotica
  2. HRmes (Greek God)
  3. HRmy of Darkness
  4. March into Health
  5. Take it Personnelly
  6. 100-Mile Riot
  7. Friends with Benefit Plans
  8. 100 Miles/HR
  9. Personnel trainers
  10. We had the runs for a century
  11. The Hired Guns
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During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.

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