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07/10/2023

Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.

(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)

06/12/2023

Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

05/14/2023

Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.

(21 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)

04/06/2023

Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?

I’d Ream A Genie

(15 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

02/15/2023

How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”

(15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)

01/17/2023

I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.

(15 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)

01/02/2023

Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.

(8 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)

12/14/2022

For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.

(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)

12/06/2022

Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.

(12 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

11/21/2022

The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.

(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)