What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
accidents
Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.
When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.

