I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
accidents
If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.


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