Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
accidents
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.