When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Those with fractures are a risk to cracks.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.
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