Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
(4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)Loading...Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
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