As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Those with fractures are a risk to cracks.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I love dropping camera crews off a cliff. There’s nothing quite like fall foleyage.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
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