I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.