I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.
accidents
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
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I love dropping camera crews off a cliff. There’s nothing quite like fall foleyage.
You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them areĀ splatted dudes.
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.
Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“

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