Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
accidents
The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.


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