The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
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