I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
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(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...We want to strike Accord with anyone who’s ever crashed their Honda.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.
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