- This many K’s in a row usually gets you arrested. Except in South Carolina!
- It’s a Katastrophe!
- If you had let us all speak at once we might have got Katty.
- I hope by the time I’m finished you won’t be Katatonic.
- If your name doesn’t start with K you’re just not Kat out for this luncheon.
- I saw a Kat burglar outside- he was K-sing the joint!
- I wasn’t expecting so much Kat-calling today.
- This lunch just shows that Kats like to have funds!
- Are they serving Kat food at this luncheon? Because I’m feline hungry.
- After those last two speakers, I’m speechless. Kat got your tongue?
Puns on Demand
RAZOR LITTLE HELL
Dear PunGents, I need a roller derby name!! I want something feminine but intimidating. My friend is Maimin’ Dame — I’d love something along those lines, I’m a hairdresser by trade. My last name is Funk. I drive a Jeep but whatever you can come up with! ~Rebecca, Albany
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Scissor Sister
- Edward Scissorlegs
- Cutie Cuts
- Cuttles
- What The Funk
- Slice-za Minelli
- Razor Lille Hell
- Jeep Thrills
- Jeep Trick / Jeep Trixie
JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS
Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Jayne in the Neck
- JayneKiller [Painkiller]
- Jayne and Juice
- Brewed Tall Force
- Miss Pinky
- Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
- Gina and Tonic
- Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
- Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
- Rap PunZel
- Gangstalina Jolie
- Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a team of business faculty working in a group to promote and manage a business degree program. ~Greg, Salina
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Bizzy B’s
- The Prof-its
- The Capital P’s
- What will B. Com. of us
- The Busi-antine Empire
- The BCommoners
- The Tenure Plan
- BComming Tenured
- Capital in Hand
- Just the Facs Please
- The Faculties of Life
- The Prof Motive
- Setting Sales
- BBAM
- Be School
- PowerPointer Sisters
- We Admin Business [We mean business]
WHO ARTED?
- Art Day’s Night
- Who Arted?
- Arty Har Har
- How Great Thou Art
- Piece Be With You
- Edge Cetera
- Etch Cetera
- Signonyms
- O Pun Minded
- SWordplay
- Drawma
ONE TREK MINDS
Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I are entering in an 8 hour adventure race and need some help with a team name. The race is put on by 361 degrees and is apart of their Unbridled Adventure Race Series. Any help is appreciated. ~Matt, New Haven, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Give me a Race, Boss
- You Trek Me, Baby
- Trek or Treat
- Adventure Capitalists
- Unbridle and Groom
- Hour Big Adventure
- Kentucky Fired Up Chickens
- We 8 Hour Breakfast!
- One Trek Minds
MICHELLE ON WHEELS
Dear Pun Gents,
I am new to roller derby, and 46 years old. Need a badass derby name. I love the gym (weight train), medieval dragons and fairies. I love Marvel and DC comics (Harley Quinn being a favorite villainess). I also ride a Harley of my own. ~Michelle, Casa Grande
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Michelle on Wheels
- Michelle Razor (hell raiser )
- Michelle O Bomba
- Dawn Genie and Dragons
- Play Fairie
- Aunt Gymima
- AC DC Comics
- Lois Villain (Lois Lane)
- Bruce Payne (Bruce Wayne)
- Harley Riser
YOU COMPETE ME
Dear Pun Gents, We need a name for our joint bachelor & bachelorette party. it will be a field day with bride and groom teams competing in various games. Teams are co-ed and not guys vs girls. ~Tania
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wedding, Steady, Go!
- Game, Set & Batchelor
- Wedding Bell Lap
- Game Marriage
- You Compete Me
- Victory’s Secret
- Say Yes to the Stress
- Vows of Revenge
ONE TOUGH COSTUMER
Dear Pun Gents, I am opening an e-commerce store that will sell gifts, mostly personalized, party favors, and costumes. I have plans to expand to bricks & mortar in future and possibly event productions. The store will offer items similar to Things Remembered and Party City ~Melinda, Illinois
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- One Tough Costumer
- Favor Fave [Flava Flave]
- You Gift me Favor [You give me fever]
- Favor of the Month
- Party Your Life
- Knick Knack Jokes
- Dolly Party
- Supplies Party
- Take It Personally
- Party N Parcels
BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER
Dear Pun Gents,
I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Millenium Falc Kim
- LOTR REY
- Falcon Dangerous
- Rey Anna
- AKimbo
- The Way Kim Dead
- Reyzor
- Darth Waybright
- The Cutest of Borg
- Menage a Troi
- Kim Il Skate
- Sauron Grapes
- Beverley BoneCrusher
- Wins A Latte