Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.