I’m tired of greeting people warmly over the holla daze.
holidays
Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?
Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!
I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
It’s Indie Pun Gents Day! We’re still not signed to a major label…
I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.
I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

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