The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
cars
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
There’s a lot of roads in Carpathia.
Do BMWs run on assholine?
Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?

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