I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
cars
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
A nasty accident is causing a road detour at this weekend’s Pride Parade. So please, avert your gays.
I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.
My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck.

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