Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
cars
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.
We want to strike Accord with anyone who’s ever crashed their Honda.
What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Parallel barking!
After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!
Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!