I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...A nasty accident is causing a road detour at this weekend’s Pride Parade. So please, avert your gays.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...If you’re Hindu you should never let your mom drive. It’s bad karma.
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A Fjord Bronco!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.
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