YOU SUCKAGAWAEA

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Lewis & Clark. ~Sophia, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. As explorers, they must have got tired. After I while I bet they were just searching for the Northwest Massage.
  2. How did Lewis insult Clark? “You Suckagawaea!”
  3. Their obsession with reaching the west coast aka a Pacifixation.
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m trying to come up with some names for a play I’m adapting and I need a name for a medieval musician. I already have Iona Lute. Need something along these lines but a male name. Thanks! ~Jess, Manchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Martin Luter
  2. Robert Zithermann
  3. Coral Singer
  4. Armando Lin
  5. Shawm Reed
  6. See more medieval instruments here
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What ever happened to the Roman governor of Judea?

He got depressed, went broke, and became known as Pawn-shit Pilate .

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When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?

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