Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?
history
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
The Fountain of Youth was just a Ponce scheme.
Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.
How does Davy Crockett order pie in a restaurant?
“Remember the A la mode!“
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Edward VIII‘s crown was throne away.
YOU SUCKAGAWAEA
Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Lewis & Clark. ~Sophia, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- As explorers, they must have got tired. After I while I bet they were just searching for the Northwest Massage.
- How did Lewis insult Clark? “You Suckagawaea!”
- Their obsession with reaching the west coast aka a Pacifixation.