You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.
Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.