NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
poo jokes
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.
Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.
Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.