God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
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(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
(8 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
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