Do those who analyze stool samples speak Tagalog?
poo jokes
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally.
If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.
There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.