Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
poo jokes
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.
Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.


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