I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
poo jokes
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.
Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.


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