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10/01/2023

I wanted to visit the Museum of Pyroscatology, to see a burning bag of feces. In order to do so, I char turd a bus.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

08/25/2023

When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.

(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)

07/28/2023

When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/08/2023

They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.

(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

06/30/2023

There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

06/02/2023

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

05/18/2023

Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?

Bilge Ates.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

05/15/2023

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.

(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

04/28/2023

Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.

(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)

03/24/2023

That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)