There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
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Loading...Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
(8 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
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