When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Quote from Mr. TP: “I pity the stool.“
(7 votes, average: 3.14 out of 5)Loading...Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I wanted to visit the Museum of Pyroscatology, to see a burning bag of feces. In order to do so, I char turd a bus.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?
Bilge Ates.
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