Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
poo jokes
When it comes to constipation, I’ve been a colonic underachiever.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally.
NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
Do babies drive Mini Poopers?


