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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘poo jokes’:


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04/10/16

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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04/02/16

Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.

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04/20/15

When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.

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03/30/15

Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.

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11/19/14

I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.

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11/14/14

That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.

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11/10/14

Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.

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06/25/14

Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.

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05/27/14

If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.

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04/04/14

Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.

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