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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘poo jokes’:

04/20/15

When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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03/30/15

Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/19/14

I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/14/14

That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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11/10/14

Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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06/25/14

Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)
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05/27/14

If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)
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04/04/14

Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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03/23/14

My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/06/14

Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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