Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.
I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.