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Puns tagged ‘poo jokes’:

03/30/15

Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/19/14

I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/14/14

That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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11/10/14

Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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06/25/14

Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)
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05/27/14

If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)
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04/04/14

Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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03/23/14

My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/06/14

Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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02/12/14

My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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