Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.
You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.