Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
poo jokes
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
I wanted to visit the Museum of Pyroscatology, to see a burning bag of feces. In order to do so, I char turd a bus.
When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Do babies drive Mini Poopers?