The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
poo jokes
There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?
Bilge Ates.
I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.