I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
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Loading...Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Do those who analyze stool samples speak Tagalog?
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
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