I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.
poo jokes
Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.
Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.
Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.