Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.
poo jokes
You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.
Do parole officers suffer from constipulation?
The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.
My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.


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