Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
poo jokes
Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.
Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
Do those who analyze stool samples speak Tagalog?
Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.

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