Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
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(24 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)Loading...The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Do those who analyze stool samples speak Tagalog?
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
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