Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
poo jokes
If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.
I had nothing but diarrhea when I visited the French Chateau
Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.


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