Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?
Yo’ Semite!
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anime films are universally Japanned by critics.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
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