Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
death
Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.
Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals.
Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!”
Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.