As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
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