Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
death
Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
Exhuming a corpse is rather updignified behaviour.
People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.