All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
death
Hotel to die for: the Westin Peace.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.
Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.
The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.


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