I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
Cows inspire me. They are my moos.
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.
In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd.
Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.