Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.
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