What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.
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The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.
Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
When they are born, wee bulls wobble.
I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.


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