Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
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a-Hopscotch
b-Tiddlywinks
c-Red Rover
d-Duck Duck Goose
e-Jack in the Box
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Stroganoff!
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I’d Ream A Genie
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