I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times!
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(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Prostitutes are buy sexual.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
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