In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
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(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
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