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12/13/2022

In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.

(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)

12/09/2022

NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

11/20/2022

Do violinists sleep around?

Yes, they straddle various.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/18/2022

Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?

Yes, the Mongol whored.

(9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

10/22/2022

Onan is an island.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

10/14/2022

The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

10/05/2022

What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?

Copulate.

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09/05/2022

The effects of Viagra have been shown to be counter-acted by ingesting A spurt tame.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

09/04/2022

Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

08/26/2022

Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?

Hump-me, Dump-me.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)