I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times!
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I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”
In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.
Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
What a nice, genial voyeur I met the other day. I mean, he was good peephole!