What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...DIRECT SIZZLES
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Slumberinas
- Hot Damn!sels
- The Empoweresses
- Ex-Prude Advisors
- Sultrysts
- The Super Eros [Superheros]
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.
(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...THE SLURPER BOWL
Dear Pun Gents, my co-ed football team is trying to think of a name with a sexual pun to it. That’s what the captain wants. Something where Will Ferrell would say haha. ~Olivia, Fayetteville, NC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Tight Ends [too obvious]
- Poonters
- Hut Slots
- We Touch Down There
- No Cuddle Offense
- Line of Rimmage
- Third and Long
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
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