If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
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Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.
They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
Do masochists enjoy their barbecue?
Yes – especially propane.
The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.


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