Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
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ED: Just call the pole lease!
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A geyser.
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(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
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Yes, beestiality. As for ants, they’re into formication.
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