The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
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What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?
Copulate.
Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.
What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.
Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
Do wasps like porn?
Yes, beestiality. As for ants, they’re into formication.


