The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
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I’d Ream A Genie
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No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
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ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
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Yes, they straddle various.
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Copulate.
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