Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
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(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which of the following games will result in pregnancy?
a-Hopscotch
b-Tiddlywinks
c-Red Rover
d-Duck Duck Goose
e-Jack in the Box
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Onan is an island.
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