Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
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(9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...Rubbing up against strangers is frotte with peril.
(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
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(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)Loading...Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
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