Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
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It’s a real groiner.
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There’s this local band – called Pilate – that makes me giddy. If I were to bump into them on the street, or backstage at their next concert, what should I say to impress them? ~ Natasha, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1)”I read that Prince William listens to your music during his flying lessons… I guess he’s an heir playin’ Pilate!”
2) “I heard your album outside a pastry shop at 3 am – talk about pie late.”
3)”I searched through seven piles of my cds, but I can’t find yours. Should I check pile eight?”
FINALLY
4)”Wow, Pilate – you guys really knock me un-Pontius!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant – it would be a pho pa.
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A woman keeps calling our genetics lab asking if we would like to study her cat – as he has Down’s Syndrome. What should I tell her? ~ Meira, Queen’s University, Kingston, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
“Sorry, our lab doesn’t need a mentally handicapped cat – the mice we deal with are rat-arded enough!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
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One of my work colleagues has an infinite number of somewhat lame stories that he inflicts on anyone who will listen: usually me. Please save me from lameness with a pun for the next time he corners me! ~ Agnes G, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “You must work in pre-production, because this is a story–bored.”
2) “Does this story have a point, because I can use it to poke out my eyes!” (NOT a pun per se, but still funny)
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did you hear about the guy with a lisp who went to an art film about the sewing industry, but couldn’t comprehend all the thimbolism?
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