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03/16/17

Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.

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03/15/17

I always gain weight after a Fed increase.

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03/14/17

Government budget cuts? I abhor fiscal violence.

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03/12/17

Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.

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03/11/17

Classical musicians make me laugh. Those are symphony people.

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03/10/17

I’m moving to Japan, for the Sony weather.

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03/09/17

When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.

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03/08/17

I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.

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03/07/17

Most paparazzi are star-craving mad.

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03/06/17

I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.

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