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While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
| Topic: accordions, italians, music, random, restaurants | COMMENT »
My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
| Topic: children, infants, kids | COMMENT »
When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
| Topic: cannibalism, cannibals, food, science fiction, soylent green | COMMENT »
Renewable energy is a fuel hardy endeavor.
| Topic: energy, renewable energy | COMMENT »
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
| Topic: business, economy, free trade, north america, politics, trade, trump, USA | COMMENT »
Don’t worry if you’re undead. You can still be zombody.
| Topic: zombies | COMMENT »
So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.
| Topic: address, friendship, random | COMMENT »
None of my tweets go viral. It’s like that ’80s movie, The Never-Trending Story.
| Topic: social media, the neverending story, twitter | COMMENT »
Boycott sugar. Shop lo-cal.
| Topic: business, sugar | COMMENT »
How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.
| Topic: pigs, random | COMMENT »
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