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01/09/17

Complaining about the lack of sunlight in some countries is an ethnic solar.

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01/08/17

Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.

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01/07/17

If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.

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01/06/17

Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.

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01/05/17

The ancient Buy-baloneyians loved processed meats.

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01/04/17

Dear Pun Gents, I need a derby name: red hair, Irish descent – lived in Brazil growing up. Own a jeep, play volleyball and work as a lab technologist in genetics (science nerd). Love horror movies, heavy rock and alternative. ~Sara, Oshawa, Ont.

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Red Baroness
  2. Jeep Trixie [Cheap Trick]
  3. Jean Splicer [Gene splicer]
  4. Gene and Juice
  5. Brain Gingery [Brain Injury]
  6. Red Dawn
  7. Redditor
  8. Volleyanna [pollyanna]
  9. Horrora Storm [Aurora Storm - from the X-men]
  10. AC Daisy [AC/DC]
  11. Eirestotle
  12. Emerald Isla
  13. Brazil Dazzle
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01/04/17

While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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01/03/17

My boss is turned on by fish. One day he made a bass at me.

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01/02/17

In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?

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01/01/17

I don’t get the point of aliens. I just look at them and ask ‘Whatta UFO?’

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