We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!
I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
The number 13 is calming to pastry chefs. Because the bakers do zen.
Hear about the businessman turned serial killer?
He was obsessed with stalk options!
Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.