Hear about the castrated pimp, aka the Headless Whoresman?
The bearded lady seems hairy, until she takes off hirsute.
I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
Humanity was much butter off before Churnobyl.
The ancient Buy-baloneyians loved processed meats.
Do botanists play the xylem-phloem?
Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.
What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”