Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
People who work at car factories are just out to make a quick Buick.
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
A haircut is good. It relieves tress.
Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’