Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.
African news channel? Al JaZebra.
Conflatulations on your achievements in synchronized farting!
Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.