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02/15/17

Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are¬†drawers of water¬†and whoores of wood.

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02/14/17

No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!

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02/13/17

Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.

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02/12/17

My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.

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02/11/17

A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.

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02/10/17

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

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02/09/17

Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.

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02/08/17

I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.

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02/07/17

Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.

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02/06/17

Politicians can be rather ticklish, when they’re up for a lick shin.

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