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12/08/17

Just because I kissed an Irishman doesn’t make me Gaelic.

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12/07/17

There should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.

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12/06/17

How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!

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12/05/17

Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.

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12/04/17

I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.

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12/03/17

Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!

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12/02/17

Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.

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12/01/17

I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things.

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11/30/17

When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.

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11/29/17

I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.

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