Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
When I tell people I invented a moon-powered clock, they look at me like I’m a lunar-tick.
My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
Driving your car off a cliff is one way to achieve better mile ledge.
I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
Oprah is an O-cult figure.
When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.
I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
When it comes to Star Wars jokes, there is a darth of Vader puns