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04/16/17

While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.

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04/15/17

My son loves his bottle. The big glug.

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04/14/17

When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.

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04/13/17

Renewable energy is a fuel hardy endeavor.

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04/12/17

Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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04/11/17

Don’t worry if you’re undead. You can still be zombody.

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04/10/17

So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.

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04/09/17

None of my tweets go viral. It’s like that ’80s movie, The Never-Trending Story.

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04/08/17

Boycott sugar. Shop lo-cal.

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04/07/17

How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.

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