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Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.
| Topic: fibonacci, math, mathematics, numbers | COMMENT »
I always gain weight after a Fed increase.
| Topic: business, economics, federal reserve, interest rates, stock market | COMMENT »
Government budget cuts? I abhor fiscal violence.
| Topic: government | COMMENT »
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
| Topic: bodily functions, media, news, pee jokes | COMMENT »
Classical musicians make me laugh. Those are symphony people.
| Topic: classical music, comedy, symphonies | COMMENT »
I’m moving to Japan, for the Sony weather.
| Topic: Japan, sony, sun, weather | COMMENT »
When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.
| Topic: accents, anne hathaway, celebrities, shakespeare, speakinga | COMMENT »
I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
| Topic: body image, fat jokes, mensa, social clubs, weight | COMMENT »
Most paparazzi are star-craving mad.
| Topic: celebrities, paparazzi | COMMENT »
I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.
| Topic: car theft, cars, crime, serial numbers | COMMENT »
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