Slovaks have the dirtiest floors.
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
If you’re going to pick a fight, choose a hairy Mediterranean: they are the only swarthy opponents.
Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.
The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.
If you go to CERN but you bring your own hadron collider, they’ll make you pay a quarkage fee.
My great-grandmother who hated flying was a trailblazer in aviation complaints. She was the first suffer a jet.
- Chic Your BonBon
- Gyminy Cricket
- Perfect Fit
- Fits of Strength
- Baby, HIIT me one more time
- Mistress Yoga [as opposed to Master Yoda?]
- Fash Forward
- Lulu’s Accent
- Gymini [rhymes with Gemini]
- The Gym and I
- Slim Gym
Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.