My friends say I sometimes act like I’m having a stroke, but really I’m just shy and self-aphasiaing.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m going on a hip-hop vacation. I have tupac fa’ sure. But my suitcase is notoriously B.I.G. – it’s so Puffy! I better rap it up and Run to the DMV to get my car.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The recessionary economy follows the laws of soup line and demand.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw a performance artist vomiting soup. It was absolutely broth-taking.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.
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