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06/13/17

I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.

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06/12/17

In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd.

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06/09/17

Snakes are looking just for a place to be long.

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06/08/17

Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.

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06/07/17

House painting is very traditional, and its conventions well-coatified.

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06/06/17

The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.

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06/05/17

Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.

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06/04/17

I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

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06/03/17

Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”

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06/02/17

Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.

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