Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
I got a job at a garbage dump. I’m a fill-land thropist.
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market
I want to dip you in melted cheese! I’m just so fondue you.
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”
When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
Which celeb has furry hands? Prints Harry.
Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.