What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A prison inmate’s favourite cuisine is Cajun.
A dominatrix’s favourite cuisine: Thai.
A bridgesbuilder’s favourite: Spanish.
Race car driver’s favourite: Russian.
Track and field star’s favourite: Polish.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Which race invented situps?
The ab-originals.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Travelling Roma are complex – they are a many-laired people.
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