I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
I was so upset when the woman at the Avis kiosk told me the surcharge for the in-car GPS. I wailed aloud and rent my Garmins.
A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.
You should be thankful for my many criticisms – I’m giving you piece of mind.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
Our work as naming consultants is a blast. It’s been a fun nominal experience.
Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.