I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
The Spearmint Killer held his victims at gumpoint. He threatened to blow everything up.
Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.
Anyone who licks an envelope is into mail bondage.
When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.


