Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
Cheesemakers tend to be brie-wheeling fellows.
I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.
I was ordered not to pee off the cliff. I felt I was at the edge of oppress a piss.
When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.