The man who didn’t use punchewuation ate his words. He was comma the earth.
Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.
I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
If you’re pladder is full at a banquet, then remove some pees.
My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.
Understanding quark flavours requires deep quantumplation.
I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.
I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.


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