Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
Learning to swim is worth the wade.
Salt puns are just sodium.
I can’t stand when bread gets overcooked. I’m black-toast intolerant.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?