The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
True or false: Marc O’Polo was Irish.
Facebook poll about connecting with old acquaintances, aka a refriend em.
NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.