Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
Lepers live and die by the sore.
Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
Lichen will only grow on a tree if it achieves a critical moss.
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.
Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.