Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading... (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I should get promoted because I gave you a hot beverage. After all, I have seen your tea.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Dustin ‘Offman is a neat freak.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Egypt’s failed hydro dam, aka the Joule of Denial.
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