Tree Puns
Tree puns are very poplar. Hear about the superhero, 'Wood-Man'? He had an alder ego - known as Spruce Wayne. Which tree reproduces lustily? Cedar. Does the captain of a wooden canoe take the elm? Fir trees are always warm. NED: My Asian friend and his midget sidekick also love trees... What did the vegetarian order at McDonald's? SuMac. Don't climb a redwood - that counts as high treesin'. Do embarrassed trees turn a shade of oakre? "Tree bien! Unbeleafable!" The jury in the deforestation case was sequoiastered. The man who threw a Cabbage Patch toy at the spruce was accused of idolatry. |