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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day For older Puns of the Day, see the Archives. RSS feed:  (Click here for subscription instructions)6/04/2008 test 3/16/2008 dfdfd Q: Is it true a woman in Saudi in Arabia can be sent to prison just for saying hello to a Westerner? A: Yes - she'll end up in the salaammer. 3/15/2008 ED: I'm a straight male, yet I'm attracted to lesbians. ED: Really. NED: Yes, it's an interesting dyke-hot-to-me. 3/14/2008 Midget keyboards? One word: SQWERTY. 3/13/2008 Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries. 3/12/2008 The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks. 3/11/2008 Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won't let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen. 3/10/2008 Anime films are universally Japanned by critics. 3/09/2008 3/08/2008 Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone? Because - there's a stature of limitations! 3/07/2008 Do down and out actors end up on skit row? 3/06/2008 NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife? ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison. NED: No, I'm afraid she was let off. ED: Really. Why? NED: Because - the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence! 3/05/2008 All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution. 3/04/2008 After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror. 3/03/2008 My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we're hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him. 3/02/2008 Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They're all PETA-philes. For more Puns of the Day, see the Archives. |
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